February 2012
my head hurts
stfujustin:
Woahh cannot believe I’m up for work after getting quite smashed last night!
I cant even explain it! I can’t even get up for work when iv not drunk and had like 3 days sleep!
ALIENS!
Anonymous asked: aww but you told me you loved me like ...a week ago :]
I gave you chocolate, does that mean we can have sexy time now? :’)
Anonymous asked: ohh so you dont remember me.. thats cool.. unfollowed! .. (im just kidding) :3
With The Birds I Share This Lonely View: There is... →
contributingverses:
There are
Manchester accents
Glasgow accents
East London accents
North London accents
South London accents
Edinburgh accents
Cardiff accents
Rhondda Valleys accents
Swansea accents
Barry accents
Essex accents
Leeds accents
Middlesborough accents
Brummie…
me adding South Wales Valleys accent :) and North Wales accent!
Anonymous asked: is mine one of those many? you promised remember
cr4cky0urcr4nium:
3D glasses with no lenses? lol aw why do you exist lol
Anonymous asked: whoa thats a lot of pussies to please in one night :]
OMFG LOL
ma: mathias, what is going on in your room?
me: what? it's a mess, huh? I brought some of my clothes from my other room into it.
ma: clean it.
me: no, it's my drug den.
me: it's where i make drugs and sell 'em.
me: no, it's my ho closet....
me: yeah, it's where I bring all my hoes to ho out with...
ma: mathias, that's not funny... hoes have standards, too. don't insult them.
cross off the things you've done. →
chloroplastic:
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt...
oh noes!
going out to the pub and iv got work tomorrow :S
never mind Rachael and Ruby have exams so every things good
2 of Daves fish died :( they got sucked into the water filter :’)
now theres just the brain damaged one that keeps trying to commit suicide!
Jesus of Nazareth!!
literally just screamed and fell over cause I was trying to dry my hair and I turned around and Dave had walked in and was just standing behind me!
I actually screamed and fell backwards! it didn’t register it was him I was just scared for my life!
That moment when the substitute teacher says your... →
The Class Is Like:
You’re like….
ALWAYS especially with my name… Ieuan ASDFGHJK
When someone calls my name: →
Expectation:
Reality:
